the studdering kitty

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2006 16:14:05

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are
the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked
the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my little kitty and the
Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he
jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My little kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,
Fffff'... and before he could say Fuck, the Rottweiler ate him!"

Post 2 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2006 17:08:40

too funny

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2006 22:08:41

Oh Bob, that is so sick..yet so funny.

Post 4 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 16-Aug-2006 8:42:13

LOL!

Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 18-Aug-2006 10:31:59

haha. that's good